Half Awake

I had just woken up from a rather restless nap when I decided to check my email. I opened it to find nothing but one spam letter. I went to my spam box to delete it. My blurred vision and half awake mind read "TimeShare Phones". I instantly thought, worst idea ever. I had a good laugh about it and then decided to re-read the title. It was timeshare pros, not phones. I like my version better.